All the awesomest blogstresses have twitter links on their blogs, and since I want to be just like them when I grow up (and need yet another medium of stalking), I had to create a Twitter account. Only now I don't know what to do with it. I managed to figure out how to follow people, and I already have someone following me (I'm not sure if it was intentional or a case of mistaken identity. Someone might end up seriously disappointed). But I haven't yet discovered how to create a tweet or what the f*ck to do with a hashtag. I'm like the little sister that buys a box of tampons (because her big sister has a box in her bathroom) and then doesn't know what to do with them. So if you see a picture of me on Twitter with a string hanging out of my ear... you'll know what happened.