Tuesday Cube Letter- Noise Violation

Dearest Cube Neighbor,

You are committing heinous office noise violations. When the only background noise is clacking keyboards and just general office silence, then there's one a**hat slurping his tea, clanking his tea cup on his desk every 15 seconds, and noisily crunching or slunching (combination slurp and crunch which occurs when a certain person eats an apple.  I don't even know how it's possible to make that sound), it makes me want to shove that tea cup up the a**hat's a**.   Please don't force my hand. Please stop being an a**hat.  Please put a napkin under you tea cup and find somewhere else to slunch your fcking apple.  

Thank you for your cooperation.



Sincerely,

Your Politely Silent Cube Neighbor



I've had a terrible crick in my neck for 2 days and I didn't get enough sleep last night. I'm completely overreacting to something that I normally only  *slightly* overreact to.  I feel a little better now, though.


Happy I-CAN'T-F*KING-BELIEVE-IT'S-ONLY-TUESDAY Day!

-Amanda the SUB