Thursday, May 23, 2013
Caution: Dumbass in Training
Hello friends (assuming anyone still checks this page). I've been busy, partially because I started a new job last week. I like the people (well, most of them) and it seems like a good company... so far so good. I'm remaining cautiously optimistic for the time being.
Biggest Pro: commute is 1hr 10 minutes less EACH WAY.
Biggest Con: It's a different industry than I worked in before, so I have a lot to learn.
My internal dialogue usually breaks down like this:
8am: Its a fresh day! Today I will knock their socks off with my brilliance.
8:30am: Okay, time for our productivity meeting. Try not to look clueless.
10am: Is it lunch time yet? I know I can do that without looking clueless.
12pm: TYJ, it's finally lunch time. One whole hour of not looking clueless.
2pm: OMG. Did I just ask the same f*ing question I asked this morning? They must think I'm clueless.
3pm: I'm so clueless.
4pm: I'm so f*ing clueless.
4:45pm: Do I even remember how to get home?
5pm: Do I even remember how to unlock my car door? F*ck... WHERE THE F*CK ARE MY KEYS?!!!!